Greenland Tote Bag
Big enough for groceries, books, snacks, emergency coffee, and apparently the paperwork required to explain that countries are not impulse buys.
Featuring icy mountains, fishing boats, colorful houses, northern lights, and some very opinionated penguins, this tote carries one simple message:
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING FOR COUNTRIES.
Greenland has repeatedly said it is not for sale, despite continued U.S. interest in acquiring it.
Sturdy, reusable, and perfect for anyone who likes their tote bags roomy and their international borders left alone.
Carry your stuff. Not a sovereign territory. 😏
.: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use.
.: 5 color handle options
.: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, cotton handle, and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment)
100% Polyester body
Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
Seamless thread color
Black inner stitching matching the lining, transparent thread on hems
Reinforced stitching on handles
A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger
Boxed corners
Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..
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